Me: You know what I read today in a Cuban blog online?! That Obama wants to create a civilian security force, with budget and funds and the whole nine yards!
MDH: Quééééé! Unos CDR's? Coño, no me hagas esa mierda.
And then, we both look at each other like sharing the same thought: tanto nadar para venir a morir en la orilla.
Then, going back in my mind to the files of my childhood and teens years, I rapidly drew a conclusion. La guardia nos tocará en la vaquería que está al lado de la casa. You know, cows can perfectly be a matter of national security.
Cows!!! Las estoy vigilando!!!

We totally refuse to have our lives in America governed by some sort of Obama's version of a HOA. I already hate mine strongly enough; I really don't need to add another reason.
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